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A: Of course he smells, he just can’t see.
If ever there was a time to feel sorry for players hurt in the wrath of the post steriod era, this is it. Red Soxs famed slugger David Ortiz is hitting .208 with ZERO home runs. He wen’t 0-7 with a club record 12 men left on base and told reporters after the game yesterday that, “I’m sorry, guys. I just don’t feel like talking right now… Just put down, ‘Papi stinks.’” Someone give this guy a can of HGH, call BALCO, at least get this man some mo’ tussin!
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One of the more interestingly bizarre figures in ‘Rock & Roll’ lore, John Frusciante belongs on the list of Blogsessed Top 5 guitar soloists! That sound you hear is the bending of space and time whenever the Chili Peppers guitar hero sharpens his ‘axe’. Blogsessed number three pick does it all in the spectrum of composition, arrangement, and weird ass quotes. Though considering his company, his So-Cal quirkiness seems right on par.
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Moving forward on Blogsessed list of the top five soloists is our number 4 guy, Tom Morello. This Tommy boy stayed away from the paint chips as a kid and as a result he ended up graduating from prestigious Harvard University. His new project, Street Sweeper Social Club, sounds like he’s going to be carrying another Rock/Rap/Metal group with “huge steamroller riffs combined with depth-charge funk.” It’s no Rage, but it’ll do…
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You asked for it, now you get it: Blogsessed first edition ranking of the best guitar soloists of all time! While this ranking is subject to personal preference, it’s integrity can be validated by countless hours of research by 20’s something pot heads.
Number 5 is Randy Rhoads. Wikipedia states that when Rhoads first joined up with ex-Sabbath lead man Ozzy Osbourne, all he had to do to win Ozzy’s favor was warm up. Though Wiki’s reliability remains in question, Rhoads guitar playing certianly does NOT!
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Saturdays game between the Nuggets and Mavericks showed us how intense and chippy the 2009 NBA playoffs have been. After a last second come-from-behind shot by Nug’s star forward Melo iced the victory, Dallas players were seen aggressively lobbying to the refs that they had missed a foul call. No call was made, tempers flared, and Mav’s owner Mark Cuban allegedly went to a Nuggets players mom and said, “Your son is a punk.” Kenyon Martin, who was the target of the verbal ridicule, stated in the Post “… when the game is over, you don’t say nothing to nobody’s parents; especially mine. My mom or my kids, you don’t have no words for them. I’ll take care of it.” Our advice would be to stay away from Cuban for the next few weeks.
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Depressing. The Daniel Larusso (Ralph Macchio) character will be played by Jaden Smith, son of Will Smith. He will be renamed ‘Dre’ in the flick… (that sound you just heard was the Blogsessed editors wailing in despair). The Mr. Myiagi character will be called Mr. Han for some reason, and played by Jackie Chan. When Jackie Chan sees a black-eyed Jaden Smith practicing martial-arts as part of a Wii video game, he decides to teach him martial arts and Chinese. The original was made in 1984, only 25 years ago… (that other sound you hear is the blood flowing gushing from Blogsessed editors’ wrists).
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Dodgers All-Star Manny Ramirez is set to be suspended from baseball for using a banned substance, human chorionic gonadotropin. HGC is known for its ability to restart the body’s natural testosterone production as the cheater is coming off his or her steroid cycle. It’s going to cost him roughly one-third of his $25 mil salary, but this 50 game layoff for Manny should give him plenty of time to do what he loves most: “Nothing”.
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This kind. New York Yankee pitcher Joba Chamberlain’s mother was busted selling methamphetamine to an undercover officer in Nebraska this weekend. Fresh off his own legal issues, Joba’s momma drama sure isn’t what the Yankees need amidst the new A-Rod allegations and their highly overpaid underachieving.
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Kiefer Sutherland is a bad drunk. Already on probation for his 90th DUI, the 24 star Zinedine Zidaned some fashion designer guy named Jack McCollough so hard it broke the dude’s nose. Somehow Brooke Shields, Mary-Kate Olsen, and Kirsten Dunst’s names have all been dropped as potential witnesses to the alleged crime. And yes, crime: TMZ’s confirming that Keifer will be charged.
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When Eminem arrived in Paris recently to promote his upcoming album, he and his entourage conveniently donned the swine-flu surgical masks. Considering only 4 of the country’s 60 million have been diagnosed with the sickness, it’s more likely he was avoiding the stench of deodorant-hating Frenchies.
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Yes people! Finally the Twilight based porno is here! Not a fan of the movie? Prefer sitcom-spoofed porn? Don’t fret Blogsesseders… Friends, 30 Rock, and Scrubs pornos are set for release soon.
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If you haven’t been to see the new X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie – you’re probably not as big a nerd as us. But for those of you who have and are craving more, this bit of interesting news is circulating the web: Ryan Reynolds will play lewd, crude talking assassin, Deadpool in the Wolvie prequel spin-off. For those of you who have heard of this character, for your own good PLEASE MOVE OUT OF YOUR PARENT’S BASEMENT!!
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He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Unfortunately for these two losers, they probably read too much!
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Despite attempts by friends, family, and even an outreach by former coach Phil Jackson, Dennis “The Worm” Rodman has refused to enter an inpatient rehab for his drinking problem. Though he has agreed to an outpatient program, where it is his responsiblity to regularly visit a counselor, people close to him are worried, disappointed and fear for his well-being.
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If only Kit wasn’t such an enabler, David Hasselhoff might have a shot at beating his alcoholism. How many midnight cruise-control rides to In-N-Out and the liquor store did it take to build the BEAST that has become the Hoff? Unconfirmed reports allege that the Baywatch/German pop icon was discovered with alcohol poisoning this weekend, and hospitalized for a BAC at .39 – a legendary 5 times the legal limit. Sadly, in the last few years, sources say the Hoff has been hauled to the hospital as many as 10 times for boozing.
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source: hiphossip.com
So, Seal let it slip at a recent concert that his supermodel wife Heidi Klum is pregnant with their fourth child. She allegedly wasn’t thrilled that he took the liberties to break the news. We’re guessing she wasn’t happy he reminded the world that they indeed have sex. Neither are we Heidi… neither are we.
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Dallas Cowboys’ scouting assistant Rich Behm was paralyzed from the waist down when the team’s practice facility collapsed on Saturday in high winds, severing his spinal cord. Special teams coach Joe DeCamillis also suffered a fractured cervical vertebrae in his spine, and is set for surgery. Blogsessed sends out best wishes..
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Back in the good ol’ days, Holly Madison was proud to be a Playboy Bunny. So proud, she even got her tramp-stamp zone cattle-style branded with the company logo. But as you know, all good things come to an end. Her and Heff are on the outs, and she’s apparently asked Criss Angel for one last favor: making her Tattoo go POOF!
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Whatever happened to using your middle name (or first pet’s name) + your street address as your alter ego/porn star/ hotel pseudonym name? Robert Pattinson likes to go by Clive HandJob when he checks-in incognito. Dirty vampire.
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Source - ESPN
After only six seasons as a pro, the “King” James is taking home the NBA’s Most Valuable Player. LeBron is only 24 years old, and some say that there is no ceiling for a player with his abilties . Oh there is a ceiling, and it’s somewhere below ever hosting SNL again.
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