Everyone loves Major Larry and the undisputed greatest song of this new decade, “Pants on the Ground.” We’ve all seen Brett Favre’s funny but pathetic version. This one comes from the heart of Carolina Panthers RB DeAngelo Williams, and is definitely a little more flushed out. If you’re blogsessed, check out this Pants on the Ground game courtesy TMZ, so devilishly difficult and addicting it’s potentially harmful to unknown forearm muscles.
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According to E!Online, Kristen Stewart of Twilight fame, will play the role of an awkward 16 year old stripper opposite Sopranos star James Gandolfini in the new indie movie Welcome to the Rileys. The role apparently required some extra research on KStew’s behalf. As for James Gandolfini, he’s pretty adept to acting in strip club settings.
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The Sun UK is reporting that American Idol, X-Factor mega-mogul Simon Cowell has extended Twilight hunk Robert Pattinson an open ended offer (read: BLANK CHECK) to sign a record deal. Pretty simple: something like this isn’t too far fetched. Simon knows where the money is, and where the KOOLs are. (Speaking of Kool, check out House chillin’ in the background).
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Last night’s star-studded Hope for Haiti telethon raised an estimated minimum of $58 million, a preliminary figure that does not include donations from large corporations or private donors, according to CNN. Celebrities Leonardo DiCaprio and supercouple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have donated $1 million respectively, as have professional sports leagues Major League Baseball and NBA. Boxing promotor Top Rank, who represent such stars of the sport as Manny Pacquiao and Miguel Cotto, has pledged $1 off every ticket in 2010 will go to the Haiti relief effort.
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Comedian, alcoholic drug-addict Andy Dick was arrested in West Virginia this morning and jailed on two counts of sexual abuse in the first degree. A man alleges that he was talking to Dick when, “unexpectedly and without invitation,” Dick “grabbed his crotch and began kissing him.” He’s just lucky he didn’t do it on the Jersey Shore, where this happens.
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Conan O’Brien’s seven-month run as host of The Tonight Show ended last night. The first guest Tom Hanks walked out to the band playing The Beatles classic “Lovely Rita,” an ode to his wife Rita Wilson, which reportedly cost NBC a cool $500,000. Other guests included Neil Young, Max Weinberg, Steve Carrell, and Will Ferrell. We would post the youtube clip of Will Ferrell leading a Coco-joined rendition of Free Bird, but NBC would have us take it down.
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The Blogsession continues… We’ll never leave you like that again. We promise.
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Britney Spears has her sights set on purchasing a $20,000 oxygen chamber in an effort to preserve her gorgeous “voice.” In related news, MiniMe Verne Troyer purcahsed an $10 bottle of Smirnoff to forget how short he is.
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Most women have to run, jog, or hula to create this kind of assquake. Beyonce Knowles… three steps. All hail.
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Kiefer Sutherland is a bad drunk. Already on probation for his 90th DUI, the 24 star Zinedine Zidaned some fashion designer guy named Jack McCollough so hard it broke the dude’s nose. Somehow Brooke Shields, Mary-Kate Olsen, and Kirsten Dunst’s names have all been dropped as potential witnesses to the alleged crime. And yes, crime: TMZ’s confirming that Keifer will be charged.
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Despite attempts by friends, family, and even an outreach by former coach Phil Jackson, Dennis “The Worm” Rodman has refused to enter an inpatient rehab for his drinking problem. Though he has agreed to an outpatient program, where it is his responsiblity to regularly visit a counselor, people close to him are worried, disappointed and fear for his well-being.
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If only Kit wasn’t such an enabler, David Hasselhoff might have a shot at beating his alcoholism. How many midnight cruise-control rides to In-N-Out and the liquor store did it take to build the BEAST that has become the Hoff? Unconfirmed reports allege that the Baywatch/German pop icon was discovered with alcohol poisoning this weekend, and hospitalized for a BAC at .39 – a legendary 5 times the legal limit. Sadly, in the last few years, sources say the Hoff has been hauled to the hospital as many as 10 times for boozing.
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So, Seal let it slip at a recent concert that his supermodel wife Heidi Klum is pregnant with their fourth child. She allegedly wasn’t thrilled that he took the liberties to break the news. We’re guessing she wasn’t happy he reminded the world that they indeed have sex. Neither are we Heidi… neither are we.
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Back in the good ol’ days, Holly Madison was proud to be a Playboy Bunny. So proud, she even got her tramp-stamp zone cattle-style branded with the company logo. But as you know, all good things come to an end. Her and Heff are on the outs, and she’s apparently asked Criss Angel for one last favor: making her Tattoo go POOF!
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After only six seasons as a pro, the “King” James is taking home the NBA’s Most Valuable Player. LeBron is only 24 years old, and some say that there is no ceiling for a player with his abilties . Oh there is a ceiling, and it’s somewhere below ever hosting SNL again.
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If you’ve ever watched Jon and Kate Plus 8, you feel for Jon Gosselin. The man is ridiculed and berated for everything he does, even when he breathes. So when pictures surface of Jon Gosselin getting loaded with college chicks, or basically doing anything without his ball-and-chain-and-noose-and guillotine-and-electric chair wife Kate, it puts a smile on the face of anyone with a soul. His life makes Jim Caviezel’s in Passion of the Christ look like a day in paradise.
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Blogsessed exists for clarity, and some actual sports-related hetero-fact checking. This Doug Reinhardt jokester, Paris Hilton’s man du jour, is written about in the media as though he is an actual baseball player. They throw around names like the Los Angeles Angels and Baltimore Orioles as though he left the sport for the glory of Hollywood. Let’s set the record straight: this guy never made it past ROOKIE BALL IN THE MINOR LEAGUES, where he barely hit .200, and hasn’t even swung a bat at a pro ball for 2 years. Oh yea, his stepdad invented the frozen burrito and owns the legendary Mission Inn in Riverside, California. Just another rich kid.
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Lil Wayne joined the ladies of “The View” for some squawking about his life, pursuits of knowledge, and his new rock theme album. Uh, oh!… Talk to Kanye West about rappers at the top of the food chain experimenting with a new type of sound. Now Kanye’s a gay fish.
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There should be a more strict system in place when using the word “Celeb”. Duane “Dog” Chapman of the television show “Dog the Bounty Hunter” has just been confirmed as a cast member of the NBC reality competition “I’m a Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here”. Also, shamed and shunned Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich will be a cast member as well.
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Gotta love a good Kanye West joke these days, and nobody does it better than Trey Parker and Matt Stone. What was it that buried Kanye into this type of ridicule? Could it be the Michael Jackson style tips or too much fun with Lilo and SamRon (because she’s gonna take all of Lindsay’s money).