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		<title>Weeeeeeee&#8217;rrreee BAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!</title>
		<link>http://blogsessed.com/2010/01/23/weeeeeeeerrreee-baaaacccckkkkk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 18:45:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Blogsession continues&#8230; We&#8217;ll never leave you like that again. We promise.
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		<title>King James Best Shot Ever!</title>
		<link>http://blogsessed.com/2009/05/22/king-james-best-shot-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 03:55:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What a spectacular finish to game 2 of the Cleveland Vs. Orlando series. With 1 second left in the game, down two, King James gets the ball and lands a 3 point killer from behind the line. Cav&#8217;s win by the hair of their chin, 96-95. We haven&#8217;t seen a shot like that since the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Filed Under: Category / Must Be Nice</title>
		<link>http://blogsessed.com/2009/05/18/filed-under-category-must-be-nice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 02:51:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paris Hilton is being sued by the makers of a straight-to-DVD flick she starred in called &#8220;Pledge This.&#8221; They claim she failed to whore out promote the film as her contract required. During questioning by the prosecution&#8217;s lawyers, Paris&#8217;s cell phone bill became an issue. Asked who gets her bills, she replied &#8220;I dont know. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Set as HomePage: www.NormasTitz.com</title>
		<link>http://blogsessed.com/2009/05/18/set-as-homepage-wwwnormastitscom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 01:51:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Norma earned a spot in the record books this week for the world&#8217;s largest natural hoo-hahs, the measured circumference at 67 inches. One picture explaining both why gay men are gay, and straight men are straight.
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		<title>Twilight Gets Pornofied! (So Does Friends, 30 Rock, &amp; Scrubs)</title>
		<link>http://blogsessed.com/2009/05/06/twilight-gets-pornofied-so-does-friends-30-rock-scrubs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 03:02:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes people! Finally the Twilight based porno is here! Not a fan of the movie? Prefer sitcom-spoofed porn? Don&#8217;t fret Blogsesseders&#8230; Friends, 30 Rock, and Scrubs pornos are set for release soon.
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		<title>Chuck Norris Doesn&#8217;t Read Books&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://blogsessed.com/2009/05/05/chuck-norris-doesnt-read-books/</link>
		<comments>http://blogsessed.com/2009/05/05/chuck-norris-doesnt-read-books/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 02:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gordon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Unfortunately for these two losers, they probably read too much!
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		<title>1 Calcium, 2 Calcium, 3 Calcium, Floor!</title>
		<link>http://blogsessed.com/2009/05/03/1-calcium-2-calcium-3-calcium-floor/</link>
		<comments>http://blogsessed.com/2009/05/03/1-calcium-2-calcium-3-calcium-floor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 00:08:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gordon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nickelback front man Chad Kroeger could be getting his driver&#8217;s license back after being convicted of a DUI one year ago. Too bad he can&#8217;t avoid law suits for getting into bar fights. Dude needs to switch to milk like his brother from another mother &#8211; White Gold. YEA &#8211; YEA YEA YEA &#8211; it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flanimals Coming to the Big Screen</title>
		<link>http://blogsessed.com/2009/05/01/flanimals-coming-to-the-big-screen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 01:27:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Flanimals, the much loved book series for children (and adults) created by &#8220;The Office&#8221; creator Ricky Gervais is being made into a movie.  The movie will be executive produced by Gervais and he will voice the lead character.  Flanimals is a story about 50 or so species of animals that are so ugly they&#8217;re cute.  Maybe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This is What a Baby Vampire Looks Like</title>
		<link>http://blogsessed.com/2009/04/30/this-is-what-a-baby-vampire-looks-like/</link>
		<comments>http://blogsessed.com/2009/04/30/this-is-what-a-baby-vampire-looks-like/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 05:36:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Life&#38;Style Magazine has released these photos of Robert Pattinson, as an adorable British youth playing some dress-up. So, in case you wondered how cute he was growing up&#8230; you were probably wrong. WAY CUTER.
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		<title>Top Gun Star Finally Comes Outta The Closet!!!!!</title>
		<link>http://blogsessed.com/2009/04/30/top-gun-star-finally-comes-outta-the-closet/</link>
		<comments>http://blogsessed.com/2009/04/30/top-gun-star-finally-comes-outta-the-closet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 05:22:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, not the one we&#8217;ve all been waiting for&#8230; but Kelly McGillis has. According to a story on IMDB.com, Kelly declared &#8220;I&#8217;m done with the man thing. I did that, I need to move on in life.&#8221; Yup, that&#8217;s definitely NOT something Tom would say.
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		<title>Mel Gibson&#8217;s Mistress Revealed: It&#8217;s OctoMom!!!</title>
		<link>http://blogsessed.com/2009/04/29/mel-gibsons-mistress-revealed-its-octomom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 03:53:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mel Gibson is about to part with half of his estimated $1 Billion fortune via divorce from his wife of 28 years &#8211; so he may as well rub it in. Mel decided to debut his own personal SugarTits &#8211; Oksana Grigorieva &#8211; at the Wolverine premier last night in Los Angeles. Too bad she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Introducing the McGangbang</title>
		<link>http://blogsessed.com/2009/04/10/introducing-the-mcgangbang/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 06:12:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gordon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Thank you Urban Dictionary, apparently there is value on the McD&#8217;s dollar menu. The McGangbang is a combo of a double cheeseburger parted down the middle with a spicy McChicken sandwiched in between the two burger patties. Mmmmm, so many buns. Your move Taco Bell.
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		<title>Saved By the Bell Reunion Petition: Join the Crusade</title>
		<link>http://blogsessed.com/2009/04/07/saved-by-the-bell-reunion-petition-join-the-crusade/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 02:49:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jumbo</dc:creator>
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Any text is a waste of a time. sign the petition.
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		<title>Vote Blogsessed!</title>
		<link>http://blogsessed.com/2009/04/04/vote-blogsessed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 04:05:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Katie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blogger&#8217;s Choice Awards, the most popular user-generated blog voting site on the web, is now accepting nominations for the 2009 competition. Sign up and vote for BLOGSESSED http://bloggerschoiceawards.com VOTE BLOGSESSED!
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		<title>Text-Driving Worse Than Drunk-Driving</title>
		<link>http://blogsessed.com/2009/03/27/arrrnald-imposing-on-twitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 20:30:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gordon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[New California laws are going into effect, among them is a ban against text-messaging while driving. Blogsessed is with the Governator on this one: &#8220;Text-Driving is Worse than Drunk-Driving.&#8221; At least drunk drivers are trying their best to not get pulled over&#8230; Guess Arnold won&#8217;t be updating his Twitter account while cruising in the hummer anymore.
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		<title>JTequila Introduces 901 for 9:01 &amp; (901)</title>
		<link>http://blogsessed.com/2009/03/19/jtequila-introduces-901-for-901-901/</link>
		<comments>http://blogsessed.com/2009/03/19/jtequila-introduces-901-for-901-901/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 02:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Following ex-Van Halen singer Sammy Hagar&#8217;s formula to a T, Justin Timberlake is set to debut his own line of Tequila called 901. He said something to effect that 9:01pm is when the evening is over, and the night kicks off. It also happens to be the area code to his hometown Memphis. Sammy started Cabo Wabo Tequila, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh Those Florida St. Girls</title>
		<link>http://blogsessed.com/2009/03/19/oh-those-florida-st-girls/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 19:22:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gordon</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Florida St. head football coach Bobby Bowden is in the news for saying something about his team being punished too severly for academic dishonesty&#8230; Blogsessed wasn&#8217;t paying too close attention to that old fart. Besides, it&#8217;s not cheating if it&#8217;s a Music History class.. everyone knows that.
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		<title>Finger Lickin&#8217; Wrong</title>
		<link>http://blogsessed.com/2009/03/16/deutschland-fried-chicken/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Mar 2009 18:55:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yet another attempt to cash in on the global Obama craze can now be found in the frozen food section of German supermarkets. Judith Witting, sales manager for German food company Sprehe that makes the new &#8220;Obama Fingers,&#8221; claims ignorance regarding the racist overtones. Next products in the pipeline: Miley Cyrus Chicken Chow Mein and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>He&#8217;s a Billionaire. I&#8217;m Unemployed. FML.</title>
		<link>http://blogsessed.com/2009/03/13/hes-a-billionaire-im-unemployed-fml/</link>
		<comments>http://blogsessed.com/2009/03/13/hes-a-billionaire-im-unemployed-fml/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 19:07:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jumbo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alleged Mexican cocaine kingpin Joaquin &#8220;El Chapo&#8221; Guzman Loera has cracked the Forbes annual list of billionaires, coming in at 701st with an undoubtedly lowball estimated fortune of $1billion. Blogsessed&#8217;s take: If Guzman Loera is the Bill Gates of drugs, this list might indeed be upside down.
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		<title>How Far We&#8217;ve Come??? World Wide Web Turns 20.</title>
		<link>http://blogsessed.com/2009/03/13/how-far-weve-come-world-wide-web-turns-20/</link>
		<comments>http://blogsessed.com/2009/03/13/how-far-weve-come-world-wide-web-turns-20/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:24:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jumbo</dc:creator>
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On March 13th, 1989, back when most Blogsessed readers and staff were either learning cursive or nary a twinkle in their parents&#8217; eyes, Englishman Sir Tim Berners-Lee invented the internet. Thanks to him, postal mail, newspapers, almanacs, libraries, maps, phonebooks, and leaving the house are all basically unnecessary.

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