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January 23, 2010
May 22, 2009
King James Best Shot Ever!
Source: ESPN
What a spectacular finish to game 2 of the Cleveland Vs. Orlando series. With 1 second left in the game, down two, King James gets the ball and lands a 3 point killer from behind the line. Cav’s win by the hair of their chin, 96-95. We haven’t seen a shot like that since the best ever did it to Cleveland in 1989.
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May 18, 2009
Filed Under: Category / Must Be Nice
source: celebrityfashionwatch.com
Paris Hilton is being sued by the makers of a straight-to-DVD flick she starred in called “Pledge This.” They claim she failed to whore out promote the film as her contract required. During questioning by the prosecution’s lawyers, Paris’s cell phone bill became an issue. Asked who gets her bills, she replied “I dont know. I’m assuming, like, whoever pays my bills. I never ask about that stuff.” Must be nice…
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Set as HomePage: www.NormasTitz.com
source: normastitz.com
Norma earned a spot in the record books this week for the world’s largest natural hoo-hahs, the measured circumference at 67 inches. One picture explaining both why gay men are gay, and straight men are straight.
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May 6, 2009
Twilight Gets Pornofied! (So Does Friends, 30 Rock, & Scrubs)
Source: ONTD
Yes people! Finally the Twilight based porno is here! Not a fan of the movie? Prefer sitcom-spoofed porn? Don’t fret Blogsesseders… Friends, 30 Rock, and Scrubs pornos are set for release soon.
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May 5, 2009
Chuck Norris Doesn’t Read Books…
Source - Google Images
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Unfortunately for these two losers, they probably read too much!
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May 3, 2009
1 Calcium, 2 Calcium, 3 Calcium, Floor!
source - google images
Nickelback front man Chad Kroeger could be getting his driver’s license back after being convicted of a DUI one year ago. Too bad he can’t avoid law suits for getting into bar fights. Dude needs to switch to milk like his brother from another mother – White Gold. YEA – YEA YEA YEA – it’s Supernatural.
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May 1, 2009
Flanimals Coming to the Big Screen
Source: Google Images
Flanimals, the much loved book series for children (and adults) created by “The Office” creator Ricky Gervais is being made into a movie. The movie will be executive produced by Gervais and he will voice the lead character. Flanimals is a story about 50 or so species of animals that are so ugly they’re cute. Maybe one of the characters heads will be shaped like a F*&%ing Orange! (If you haven’t check out the Ricky Gervais “The History of…” series on Itunes, you definetly should!)
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April 30, 2009
This is What a Baby Vampire Looks Like
source: life&style magazine
Life&Style Magazine has released these photos of Robert Pattinson, as an adorable British youth playing some dress-up. So, in case you wondered how cute he was growing up… you were probably wrong. WAY CUTER.
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Top Gun Star Finally Comes Outta The Closet!!!!!
source: scienceblogs.com/Top Gun movie
No, not the one we’ve all been waiting for… but Kelly McGillis has. According to a story on IMDB.com, Kelly declared “I’m done with the man thing. I did that, I need to move on in life.” Yup, that’s definitely NOT something Tom would say.
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April 29, 2009
Mel Gibson’s Mistress Revealed: It’s OctoMom!!!
source: oh no they didnt
Mel Gibson is about to part with half of his estimated $1 Billion fortune via divorce from his wife of 28 years – so he may as well rub it in. Mel decided to debut his own personal SugarTits – Oksana Grigorieva – at the Wolverine premier last night in Los Angeles. Too bad she kinda looks like OctoMom. Okay, she really looks like OctoMom.
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April 10, 2009
Introducing the McGangbang
Source - Google Images
Thank you Urban Dictionary, apparently there is value on the McD’s dollar menu. The McGangbang is a combo of a double cheeseburger parted down the middle with a spicy McChicken sandwiched in between the two burger patties. Mmmmm, so many buns. Your move Taco Bell.
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April 7, 2009
Saved By the Bell Reunion Petition: Join the Crusade
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April 4, 2009
Vote Blogsessed!
Source: Google Images
Blogger’s Choice Awards, the most popular user-generated blog voting site on the web, is now accepting nominations for the 2009 competition. Sign up and vote for BLOGSESSED http://bloggerschoiceawards.com VOTE BLOGSESSED!
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March 27, 2009
Text-Driving Worse Than Drunk-Driving
Source - Google Images
New California laws are going into effect, among them is a ban against text-messaging while driving. Blogsessed is with the Governator on this one: “Text-Driving is Worse than Drunk-Driving.” At least drunk drivers are trying their best to not get pulled over… Guess Arnold won’t be updating his Twitter account while cruising in the hummer anymore.
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March 19, 2009
JTequila Introduces 901 for 9:01 & (901)
source: oh no they didnt
Following ex-Van Halen singer Sammy Hagar’s formula to a T, Justin Timberlake is set to debut his own line of Tequila called 901. He said something to effect that 9:01pm is when the evening is over, and the night kicks off. It also happens to be the area code to his hometown Memphis. Sammy started Cabo Wabo Tequila, and in July 2007, sold 80% of it for a cool $80Million.
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Oh Those Florida St. Girls
Source - dasportsdomain.proboards46.com
Florida St. head football coach Bobby Bowden is in the news for saying something about his team being punished too severly for academic dishonesty… Blogsessed wasn’t paying too close attention to that old fart. Besides, it’s not cheating if it’s a Music History class.. everyone knows that.
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March 16, 2009
Finger Lickin’ Wrong
source: drudgereport.com/spiegel online
Yet another attempt to cash in on the global Obama craze can now be found in the frozen food section of German supermarkets. Judith Witting, sales manager for German food company Sprehe that makes the new “Obama Fingers,” claims ignorance regarding the racist overtones. Next products in the pipeline: Miley Cyrus Chicken Chow Mein and Kondaleeza Rice-Krispy Kakes.
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March 13, 2009
He’s a Billionaire. I’m Unemployed. FML.
source: segundoasegundo.com
Alleged Mexican cocaine kingpin Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman Loera has cracked the Forbes annual list of billionaires, coming in at 701st with an undoubtedly lowball estimated fortune of $1billion. Blogsessed’s take: If Guzman Loera is the Bill Gates of drugs, this list might indeed be upside down.
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How Far We’ve Come??? World Wide Web Turns 20.
source: howstuffworks.com
On March 13th, 1989, back when most Blogsessed readers and staff were either learning cursive or nary a twinkle in their parents’ eyes, Englishman Sir Tim Berners-Lee invented the internet. Thanks to him, postal mail, newspapers, almanacs, libraries, maps, phonebooks, and leaving the house are all basically unnecessary.
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