March 22, 2009

A-Rod Will Make $1/4 Billion Next 10 years….

Filed under: Sportsessed — jumbo @ 5:09 pm
source: new york post

source: new york post

So, we don’t feel bad about letting you all know this: Perezhilton.com is reporting email exchanges between A-Roid and NY’s most famous madame, Kristin Davis. Apparently, politicians like Eliot Spitzer were NOT her only customers. With a painful hip cyst and a torn labrum that required surgery – Karma is hitting A-Roid like a ton of bricks.

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March 21, 2009

Best Seat in The House That Ruth Didn’t Build: $2625

Filed under: Sportsessed — jumbo @ 6:10 pm
source: yankeestadiumfacade.com

source: yankeestadiumfacade.com

If you want to catch the New York Yankees in their new $1.5billion stadium, it won’t be cheap. In fact, it’s gonna be damn right expensive. At nearly 4 times the price that crosstown rivals New York Mets charge for their best seats, one must wonder if the word “recession” means anything in Steinbrennerville. Then again, how else are they gonna pay A-Roid the $250 million they still owe him?

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March 19, 2009

Taylor Lautner – YUMMY!

Filed under: Celebsessed, Moviesessed — jumbo @ 8:47 pm
source: google images

source: google images

Ashley Greene said what we were all basically thinking: “He looks like he could be in 300.”  As usual, Blogsessed took it a step further. Of course, we’ll be posting new hot pics of the real buff Taylor as they start to flood the internet and take over the glossies. The 17-year old studmuffin reportedly put on 30 lbs of muscle, and he did it faster than A-Rod.

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March 18, 2009

So Happy Together

Filed under: Sportsessed — jumbo @ 1:25 pm
source: google images

source: google images

By now, most people have seen the newest Details spread, which features a narcissistic A-Roid locked in a romantic gaze… with himself.  We decided to take his fantasy to a whole new level. You love it and you’re welcome.

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March 13, 2009

Mark McGwire Juiced to Teach!

Filed under: Sportsessed — jumbo @ 4:50 pm
source: got milk? campaign

source: got milk? campaign

Mark McGwire spoke with the New York Times about serving as a batting instructor for St. Louis Cardinals stars Skip Shumacher and Chris Duncan, along with Oakland sluggers Matt Holliday and Bubba Crosby. Having been absent from the spotlight since his retirement in 2001, one must wonder post- A-Roid? If Mark apologizes now, after lying for 8 years, is it that much worse than A-Roid apologizing now, after lying for 8 years? Go Roids! 

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March 5, 2009

A-Roid Outta Juice?

Filed under: Sportsessed — Gordon @ 1:47 pm
Source - Google Images

Source - Google Images

Liar Liar Hip Cyst on Fire?  Despite earlier reports of a troublesome cyst, new word out of Yankees training camp is that everyone’s favorite adulterous 3B has a torn labrum.  Move Albert Pujols, Hanley Ramirez, Jose Reyes and David Wright up your fantasy baseball draft boards.  On a similar note: Feel free to move A-Rod down the list of New York’s Favorite sons, just below the Son of Sam and Bernie Madoff, just above Carl Pavano and Osama Bin Laden.

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