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Sweet Odin’s Raven… Tuesday, March 2nd marks the start of MLB Spring Training and nobody’s more excited than us. Highlighting the events of the offseason: the Phils finally landed Roy Halladay, Seattle added lefty ace Cliff Lee, and reigning NL Cy Young Tim Lincecum is looking to land a cool $12.5million dollar raise in arbitration. In some cryogenic chamber somewhere, Sammy Sosa is pondering “Who are these pasties and how can I get my complexion as creamy white as theirs?”

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