Source: drunkathlete.com

Oh boy (or girl), times are getting tough for Dallas Mavericks all-star forward, Dirk Nowitzki. Dirk’s jailed ex-girlfriend, Cristal Taylor, told the Dallas Morning News that she’s pregnant with the couples baby. The illegitimacy of such a union was justified by Cristal when she explained that they were set to be wed in mid July. That is until his meddling German coach stepped in and ordered a prenup/background check, just in the nick of time. Too bad Nowitzki’s coach couldn’t be there when the Mav’s decided to trade Devin Harris for Jason “please don’t make me shoot” Kidd. Germans 1 – Cuban 0.

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