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What a spectacular finish to game 2 of the Cleveland Vs. Orlando series. With 1 second left in the game, down two, King James gets the ball and lands a 3 point killer from behind the line. Cav’s win by the hair of their chin, 96-95. We haven’t seen a shot like that since the best ever did it to Cleveland in 1989.
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Oh boy (or girl), times are getting tough for Dallas Mavericks all-star forward, Dirk Nowitzki. Dirk’s jailed ex-girlfriend, Cristal Taylor, told the Dallas Morning News that she’s pregnant with the couples baby. The illegitimacy of such a union was justified by Cristal when she explained that they were set to be wed in mid July. That is until his meddling German coach stepped in and ordered a prenup/background check, just in the nick of time. Too bad Nowitzki’s coach couldn’t be there when the Mav’s decided to trade Devin Harris for Jason “please don’t make me shoot” Kidd. Germans 1 – Cuban 0.
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When tallies and tabulations are complete, Eminem is expected to move 650,000 units of his new record Relapse in its first week of release. We always wondered the secret to the Platinum Don’s success… until now. Marshall Mathers was a hardcore Alf fan. <— Do yourself a favor.
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Disgraced NFL quarterback Michael Vick was released from prison yesterday following a 19-month incarceration for felony dogfighting convictions. He will spend 2 more months in home confinement, and will work as a construction laborer on work release. Will he be allowed to return to the NFL is the only question. Here’s Blogsessed’s take: The man has paid his debt to society, and should not be denied his right to earn a living in the only profession he knows… until he commits another felony. Tick tick tick..
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Call it “South Side Magic” or even “Barack’s Charm.” But no matter what you call it, the Chicago White Sox are close to adding some premium pitching to their less than stellar rotation. Too bad Chi-Town’s potential acquisition of Jake Peavy would probably only be good enough for finishing second in the AL Central (behind the ROYALS!) But if you ain’t first, you’re last! **UPDATE: This trade has been REJECTED by the Peav**
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Ice, Snow, and Weed? The 2010 Olympics will be held in cannabis friendly Vancouver. Fittingly, the new design of the ceremonial Olympic torch looks like a joint. Remember when the phrase ‘passing of the torch’ amounted to something honorable and dignified? Anyway, Pass the torchy to the lefthand side, Mr. Phelps.
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Teeny-bopper hunk Taylor Lautner, of Twilight fame, and Selena Gomez, Disney’s ethnic Miley Cyrus, were photoed canoodling in Vancouver this past week. It’s amazing we’ve seen Taylor sprout muscles faster than Alex Rodriguez in just one year. Kids grow up so fast!
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As Blogsessed was happy to point out last month, Mel Gibson’s fiance Oksana Grigorieva looks exactly like OctoMom Nadya Suleman. Well, the irony gets better, as it has been confirmed that she is carrying Mad Max’s eighth child.
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Hallelujah Clip-Nation! After decades of decadence, the Los Angeles Clippers finally have a chance to redeem a scary history littered with missed opportunities. Since the last time LA held the #1 spot in ‘98, Olowokandi, Odom, Miles, Richardson, Kaman, Livingston, all have gone through the Clip talent pipeline and ALL have failed. This time, there’s no way they can get this wrong… Can they?
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Nine Inch Nails have always sucked, that’s why their music hasn’t been popular since 1995. But Trent Reznor has a Twitter account, and like Ashton Kutcher and John Mayer before him, just constantly talk about themselves (or nothing) to stay current in some sort of medium. Well, he crossed the line. You don’t insult Weezer and Rivers Cuomo, not on Blogsessed’s watch. Here’s a picture of Trent Reznor and his transexual fiance. Fucl< You trent, you pasty face no-talent transexual fucl<er. You shoulda killed yourself in 1994 after Downward Spiral.
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Rapper T.I., about to go to prison for one year two months on a felony weapons charge, has just expelled once-trusted associate Alfamega from his Grand Hustle posse. Turns out, Alfamega was a DEA informant in the mid-90s, one whose testimonies sent at least one drug trafficker to the slammer. Maybe Alfamega was friends with correctional officer.. err, narcotics kingpin Rick Ross.
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Lance Armstrong reveals the cause of his breakup with singer-songwriter Sheryl Crow in his new autobiography, Lance. The 7-time Tour de France winner claims that while she wanted babies – he did not. In the end, Sheryl adopted in May 2007, and whaddya know, Lance’s girlfriend is due next month.
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Today is Tila Tequila Tuesday! Blogsessed sends love to the most beautiful girl in the world! Don’t let anyone ruin your day! Love ya!
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And the number one guitar soloist on Blogsessed list of the top 5 goes to the man who can levitate from the ocean: Saul Hudson… Err, SLASH! No one quite compares to the maestro of 80’s “face melting” rock/metal. He even made Idol interesting to watch, which is hard to do after they’ve weeded out all the hilariously bad singers. Speaking of which, Blogsessed call tonight is Adam Lambert in a second song TKO over Kris Allen.
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Well, not really. We reported last month that Kal Penn, the iconic Kumar character of the Harold and Kumar movies, had taken a position as Associate Director in the White House Office of Public Liason. Here’s the kicker, he’s also received permission to film A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas, due in November 2010, on his downtime. We’re gonna bet Obama inhaled…
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Britney Spears has her sights set on purchasing a $20,000 oxygen chamber in an effort to preserve her gorgeous “voice.” In related news, MiniMe Verne Troyer purcahsed an $10 bottle of Smirnoff to forget how short he is.
source: topnews.in
Honesty is sometimes the best policy. Someone recently suggested the obvious to Lily Allen: she needs some boobies if she wants to be a pop starlet in America. We agree. Boobs rule. It’s like telling Hugh Jackman he needs to get really buff and strong, and chicks will dig him universally… wait, he did that. Your move Lily.
source: oh no they didnt
Most women have to run, jog, or hula to create this kind of assquake. Beyonce Knowles… three steps. All hail.
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Paris Hilton is being sued by the makers of a straight-to-DVD flick she starred in called “Pledge This.” They claim she failed to whore out promote the film as her contract required. During questioning by the prosecution’s lawyers, Paris’s cell phone bill became an issue. Asked who gets her bills, she replied “I dont know. I’m assuming, like, whoever pays my bills. I never ask about that stuff.” Must be nice…
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Norma earned a spot in the record books this week for the world’s largest natural hoo-hahs, the measured circumference at 67 inches. One picture explaining both why gay men are gay, and straight men are straight.