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Tim Allen’s gonna be a dad again. He’s old. But at least he’s not Octomom. BARF!
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March 31, 2009
Mickey Rourke Likes Boxers
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Mickey Rourke is a Boxer-Guy. Everyone’s favorite cinematic comeback kid was seen at a recent press conference for the upcoming Ricky “The Hitman” Hatton vs. Manny “Pacman” Pacquiao boxing match. Neither of these guys could beat each other as badly as Mickey Rourke’s plastic surgeon did him.
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“Grand-Mama 2.0″ LJ-27 Wants to Stay
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For the better part of the last year, Kansas City Chiefs Pro-Bowl RB Larry Johnson has repeatedly expressed his desire to play elsewhere. Well, now that the Chiefs have filed a grievance against LJ, he’s apparently singing a whole new tune. Sources say that he’s open to returning to the organization. Lawyers are scary.
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UNDENIABLE BONER on DANCING WITH THE STARS!
Source: ohnotheydidnt
Here is a screen shot of Shawn Johnson and Marc Ballas after performing on Dancing With The Stars. Is there something in his pocket, did he just read Blogsessed article about Tila Tequila, or is he just too happy to be dancing with Shawn Johnson? It’s mostly creepy since she’s just 11… we mean 17.
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Black is the Old Gay is the New Black – Says Tyra
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Tyra Banks received the GLAAD Excellence in Media Award this weekend. Tyra compared the obstacles facing African Americans to those confronted by gay and lesbian communities. Fierce.
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Jamie Kennedy Punished By God
source: bauer-griffin.com
Jamie Kennedy was struck down by painful kidney stones recently in Mexico. We’re figuring the contract he signed with the devil in order to get into Jennifer Love Hewitt’s pants must have stipulated severe abdominal pain. Make it hurt so good.
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The NEXT Next Karate Kid
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Move over Ralph Macchio and Hilary Swank, Mr. Miyagi has a new kid coming to his dojo. Some idiot studio-head has decided to rename the awesome “Karate Kid” franchise. It’s gonna be called ‘The Kung Fu Kid.’ Hey, while we’re butchering a classic… why stop at Will Smith’s son?. What about Chris Brown? We even like Vince Shlomi to wax on and wax off. How about Seth Rogen to play Mr. Miyagi?
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March 30, 2009
Tila Tequila Back From Dallas, Texas!
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We couldn’t be there with her, so we imagined we were galloping alongside her, as she rode a glorious Black Stallion.
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Hamels Now Out for Opener
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Darn that sore elbow! Phillies Ace Cole Hamels is definitely not going to pitch in this Sunday’s opener. If that’s the case, everyone’s worst fears have been realized… Heidi Hamels will NOT be in attendance for the game against Atlanta. As if we needed another reason to NOT watch the Braves…
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Sham Owwwwww!!! Ouch!!!! Owwww!!!
Source: TMZ
Here is a picture of the supposed ho that Vince Shlomi beat up. She got BEAT! SLAPCHOPPED the F up! Who got beat worst her or Rihanna? Blogsessed all about it!
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OC Housewife Gets REAL Threat
Source: Tv.com
Vicki Gunvalson has been threatened over the phone and by email. Police are currently investigating the threats and believe they were made by “fanatical female… who takes the show way too seriously.” Isn’t she the one always complaining about having to be in two places at once? Ba-dum-CHHH.
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Andre 3000: Speeders Edition!
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Andre Benjamin aka Andre 3000 (1/2 of Outkast) was arrested in Georgia after police caught him going 109 MPH in a 65 MPH zone. Obviously, not slow like a turtle.
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Chris Brown To Publically Apologize on Oprah?
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Since February 8th – AKA the day Chris Brown went all Ike Turner 2.0 on Rihanna’s face – the pop songstress has reportedly been in touch with $Billionaire$ Queen of All Media Oprah. There are rumors that Chris Brown may appear on the icon’s daytime TV show, and in a desperate attempt to salvage his career, publically apologize. Guess he didn’t see what she did to James Frey.
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Vick As$es$es Him$elf
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The Recession is still in full gear, but that’s not stopping Atlanta Falcons QB Michael Vick from making ridiculous claims on government documents. According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Vick believes he can still earn $10 million or more in the NFL annually. Blogsessed wants to know, did Al Davis have insiders at Leavenworth prison buttering Vick up? We could certainly think of a few Raiders players/fans who should be locked up.
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March 29, 2009
Lady Gaga John Hancocked a…
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.. Yup. Lady Gaga reportedly admitted to signing her name once on The main member of the male anatomy. We’re glad it was a Sharpie not a Bic. And Lady Gaga instead of Joanne Stefani Germanotta.
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EASTBOUND & DOWN SEASON 1 OVER!! THE LEGEND CONTINUES FOREVER
source: miamiherald.com
Tweet of the Day.. so far:
SUCKING ON SOME ( . )( . )
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TILA TEQUILA TO TAKE OVER NEW YORK
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Tila Tequila, everyone’s favorite social networking queen, and star of MTV’s Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, is moving to New York this summer!!! She said so herself today on Twitter! Dude….NYC will NOT know what hit them! im gonna destroy that city! New Yorkers R U ready 4 me?? im comin!!
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T-Pain Doesn’t Hear Fooorrrre!!! Loses 4 Teeth in Golfcart Accident
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In a freak-golf cart mishap, digital crooner T-Pain suffered cuts, bruises, and even lost 4 teeth! The injury has been confirmed by Lil’ Kim among others. T-Pain has been forced to miss several recent performances, and even a scheduled video shoot.
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Jessica Simpson Sends RiRi a Letter!!!
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Chalk this up to the worst of taste, with the best of intentions. According to the National Enquirer April 6, 2009 print edition, Jessica Simpson announced during a recent concert that any woman abused should “take their heart and run,” and sent a note to Rihanna with advice. Apparently, “Rihanna ignored Jessica’s letter,” an insider told The Enquirer. Opinions are one thing…
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